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| Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 | | 10:54 pm |
HOLY CRAP yeah its been some time... first a bit of business to take care of... the contest? yeah remember that contest about a month ago for three cool points to whomever had the best random lyrics? yeah it was over before it even started, Joe def wins for his stirring rendition of the doug theme song.... lets here it for Joe! moving on. everyone thank andrew for finally making me update... and i quote.. "and forget about the titanic quote in your live journal, thats like saying "i saw betty the cavewoman today, shes hot" see.. thank andrew... so whats happened since last update.. 1. i cut my hair. 2. the soccer season ended (great season guys) 3. the celtics have started... slow start but they will win the atlantic. 4. pats have moved to 10-1 5. THE SOX WON THE WORLD FUCKING SERIES!!! its been a month and 3 days and it STILL hasnt set in! you could kill my mom with my cat and it wouldnt ruin this.. seriously. id go deeper into that but really... i think it speaks for itself and i couldnt do it justice... andrew has now asked me to bring up a very disturbing subject for some deep conversation, this may be discussed by all, in fact it is encouraged... "i noticed that the roma downey adopt-a-ethiopan-lovechild program commercials have disappeared from television. this may be an interesting topic to delve into. who is the sick bastard that pulled the plug on the promotion of sick, AIDS-riddled african people?" -andrew he brings up a good point, i believe southpark attempted to answer these questions with the famed "starvin-marvin" episode... (click click) ok so that was uncalled for... but seriously folks, i feel as though my livejournal has lacked real depth in its comments and discussion... get on that shit. Random ludacris lyrics: "We need to form a society or somethin' Fat, gorilla, monkey mouth bitches cant get in our mothafuckin' dressin room or backstage And if they do, we kindly put our foot up their asses And re-direct them bitches to security dressin' room, you dig? Sick of these ugly ass bitches bein' my dressin' room..." btw, duke just won... the Redick/Ewing connection is gonna run shit this year.... there yah go Kelly im pretty sure im skipping my psych class tomorrow, its horrible, i think ive skipped a total of 20 classes this semester... i NEVER go... EVER hahaa.. and this psych clas sis especially bad, not only does she not keep attendance, but she also has all the teaching skills of tooth paste... and while i am quite fond of tooth paste and all of its tooth cleaning goodness, its not quite what im looking for in a Psych professor... oh well im pretty sure i have about 106 in that class... but yeah other than that, not a whole lot happened, i am regrowing out there hair due to popular demand, jimmy's apartment is insane, i now have a HUGE single cuz i cant seem to keep roommates, thanksgiving was awesome, christmas is SO close, i hate everyone that shopped on black friday cuz they shopped at best buy..(please refer to my entry regarding tax free day for my hat theory), family guy makes me happy, Daka makes my butt sad, beer makes me happy and josh is a spaz.. so because im horribly uncreative, the contest thi stime is a contest for who can come up with the best livejournal contest idea... worth 5 cool points... mostly cuz its gonna eliminate my need to think of any contest ideas for a while! so please people, comment, discuss the african starving people thing, come up with new ideas for contests, and talk about my penis if u feel an urge to... (mike will invariably bring up the subject) -dan | | Tuesday, September 21st, 2004 | | 11:29 pm |
It's been some time...
WataBoy: maybe update ur live journal buddy...u got entrees like "a new update...i just saw Titanic" OK, when the Fitchburg kids start bitching at me to update, it's officially time to update. everyoen thank Corey I guess the reason i havent updated in a while would be soccer... for those who dont know, (im pretty sure ive told EVERYONE) i made the team... dont play much but its still nice to be on a team again... Random Peabody Story Ok, so iw en tback to Peabody one last time... and sorry Kelly... but this last trip only reinforced the idea that Peabody is the armpit of mass... True story... in our travels, me and dad passed "Bunghole Liquors".. go ahead.. say it out loud... this is a REAL PLACE... only in fuckin peabody could this ever happen.. haha Bunghole... good news is tho, the car is fuckin super, i love my car, great car, the jesus of cars... GO RED SOX What a fuckin win tonight, amazing... i still have hope for the East... it's gonna happen... and uh, yeah patriots... own the world... good tiem to be a boston sports fan baby! On a super fun note... im growing my hair out i think...im gonna go for cornrows cuz i am black... of course you all knew this... i wodner if best buy would let me work with my hair this long, damn conformist pigs... oops, this is where i stop badmouthing the company i work for online in a public website... i might get fired.. (ahem, jimmy) sadly, tonight i have no random ludacris lyrics, however, little contest time... whoever posts the best random lyrics gets 3.. count em THREE cool points... besides, ur all gonna post anyways cuz i knwo you have so many pent up comments .. COME TO OUR GAME TOMMOROW AT 7 (shameless plug much?) | | Friday, September 3rd, 2004 | | 5:49 pm |
| | 12:48 pm |
Love potion Number 9
Due to the recent lapse in journal entries, i feel as thoguh my faithful readers should have a special treat, this entry will be guest starring the one and only Andrew Chase... Hey everybody, i mean those 2 people who read this for some reason... Well, Forte and I have been at soccer boot camp for a while now and we've saved up enough energy to not go into two hour comas between sessions. The first couple of days was hell because the weather was hot, like at 117 degree heat indexes and the such. But anyway, its boring here because there is nothing to do, and nobody is even in the dorms so its eerily quiet and our music is pretty loud and dane cook is always yelling about koolaid. Yesterday, the EasyMac box was running out so we went on an excursion to BJs and there was this rice pudding there in these tiny cups being peddled by a little old lady. The rice pudding sounds gross but it actually was good, and the old lady was nice, but she didnt know where the huge bags of trail mix were, but thats a different story. The day before THAT I sprayed Febreze (Dans's dorm needs constant "spraydowns") on one of my arms and it smelled good so i sprayed it on the other arm and rubbed it in to them, but I started to cough a lot and the smell sucks when it follows you everywhere, so I washed it off. Today we probably will go to Peabody to get the MonteCarlo if it hasnt gone up in flames yet. I guess a few things stopped working correctly before it can pass inspection, but its a pretty sweet ride. Speaking of rides, Dan's temporary vehicle has been riding well after also having a rejection sticker on it. Those Fortes have all the luck... Peace, UpperChase Well thanks andrew, not only did he leave you with an amazing recap of the past ten days, but shinboy (andrew) also left the seat niiiiiiiice and warm for me.... im kinda turned on so im gonna go do nothing now.. -40 P.S. First game is tuesday at 7, be there bitches | | Friday, August 20th, 2004 | | 10:55 pm |
Big League Chew
OK, so its friday, 11:00, and im in, yes, i understand that im a loser. however so goes the life of a best buy employee the night before a store meeting... nothing like a 7am training/indoctrination session after 4 hours of sleep staring into a sea of blue shirts and tryign not to get sick watching jimmy bounce around cuz despite the fact that its 7 am... he still has bouncy white guy syndrome. and my mom just tried to pronounce albert pujols... dear god, poojgols was valient effort tho no cigar... and its been too long between mchughisms "she was 19 and he was 27 and he was a fuckin house, like seriously a house, like i went inside of him and he is like fully furnished.... damn..." the king of foot in mouth however its 11:05 now and im hungry/tired so im gonna eat my Elio's and go to bed watching friday night standup... 820~holler -40 | | Tuesday, August 17th, 2004 | | 1:57 pm |
Its a tough life. . .
BluSpankyPant: you're quite far from black Dandaman1440: YOU TAKE THAT BACK BluSpankyPant: i would still rock you eventhough you're a little white boy | | Saturday, August 14th, 2004 | | 9:57 pm |
Keep wearing hats people...
Howdy, OK so i got the car, its fucking super.... kinda... while it does give me what i think is my first car related boner... it is still void of a valid inspection sticker. while yes, this is an issue, its ok, cuz that sleazebag of a car dealer has to pay for it, hes a fuckin douchebag anyways... nothin like golfspikes and nylon shorts to create that "class act" look that all true used car salesman need.... side note UMassAm07: dan Dandaman1440: mike UMassAm07: i just felt like dan was the right thing to say at the time Dandaman1440: hahahaha ur nto the first to say that, however the first to say it without leaving clawmarks UMassAm07: dan your sex life turns me on Dandaman1440: YES ....that just happened anywho, luckily in order to go get my car, i had to be subjected to peabody again, this time for like 5 FUCKIN HOURS... luckily i got my loan through soem sketchball hole in the wall credit union (justin is my collateral) with a loan clerk older than dirt... wheres chase when u need him? then i was able to go talk to glen again (aformentioned scuzzbag) who then sent me to the sketchiest insurance office ever.. where the theme of really old inept people continued on... all this guy could do was yell and shake... and hwile he did it well, its not quite what im lookin for in my commerce insurance rep, all i needed was a courtesy stamp, a 3 minute operation, this took 40 minutes. FORTY MINUTES. from there onto the RMV... if u ever get a chance to go to the RMV in Beverly, pass... cuz while peabody is a shithole of a town with random guys walking along the exit ramps of 128 in winter clothes pushing shopping carriages... it pales in comparison to downtown Beverly... i shit u not, i saw at least 3 asian massage parlors, and a girl sitting outside the RMV smoking a cig and lining up little blue pills out of a M&m's mini container...and dad in passing... and no i did not make this up, asks aloud, "hey, queludes anyone?"... everyone heard, i ducked for fear of my fuckin life. of course the rmv was filled with.. yes... OLD PEOPLE... old people hacking up lungs next to me on RMV benches with that wierd skin thning that all old people seem to have going on... aack creepy... and sloooooooooooooooooow old people behind the counter... this took roughtly an hour... proceed to leavign the RMV... we are in the clear... finally... not so much... on the way home some 98 year old science project of an old man in a lincoln roughly the size of the titanic decides to rear end dad in BUMPER TO BUMPER 5 MPH TRAFFIC and then tries to DRIVE AWAY... I HATE OLD PEOPLE. thats the car story... quick recap of today... further proof that people are morons... they say the only two things that seperate people from animals are the ability to reason, and hats. Tax-free day in the state of mass proves that at this point, its only hats... why... WHY would the chance to save 5% sales tax motivate everyone in the fucking state to spend 4 times more than they normally would?! WHY?! this doesnt even make sense,...well... i was gonna spend only 100$ today but since i heard i wasnt gonna be charged 5$ in tax for that purchase, ive changed my mind and decided to spend 400$... WHERE IS THE LOGIC BEHIND THIS??? if i looked at you and said, im gonna kick u in the rocks 100 times.. then 5 times more after that... and then decided against that last 5 times, would u be excited about this? NO, OF COURSE NOT... holy hell. Go pats... -40 | | Thursday, August 5th, 2004 | | 5:58 pm |
Blue Chip
Ok, first i would like to appologize to all of you, my loyal disciples for i have slack as of late. this was initially brought to my attention by miss janet (e-wiggle) and i appologize, i didnt mean to let you all down, i know how much you must have all missed my innane ramblings. alot has gone down however, so lets get to it. rule number 1: never go to peabody rule number 2: rule number 1 is gospel Peabody not only had to be the scuzziest town ever,(and also the location of the only known pizza hut gang hideout in the western hemisphere) but getting there fuckin sucks balls... especially when u have no idea that 128, and 95 are the same thing for an extended period of time... luckily however killer pointed out the fact that he knew they were the same thing.... 5 minutes before we finally got to peabody.... fuckin ass luckily tho when i go tto the car dealership (the reasonf or this excursion) the dealer was the biggest sleezebag in the world... walmart special shirt, nylon shorts, golf spikes and nike socks... and a strange infatuation for subway... Someone needs to define black people music to me... by th eway i dotn do transitional material, as u can damn well see... according to alma its justin timberlake and chingy, maybe im just new, or maybe JT is whiter than me, and Chingy is ASIAN....they just "use black music so selfishly, and use it to get themselves wealthy" yeah i just quoted eminem, what of it... i was gonna talk about the whole nomar thing today but after last nights bullshit i refues to talk about them again, another 3 day silent treatment.... I CANT BELIEVE HE SENT HIM HOME,.... jeeeeeeeeeeeesus fuckin christ on a crutch since when was helen keller our third base coach? (Random Helen Keller joke... Why did Helen Kellers dog run away?... see bottom for answer) what ever happened to stuffed crust pizza? that shit was th ebest thing to ever happen to pizza, now its harder to find than kevin millar's glove... i could talk abvout this ALL DAY, i mean, cheese in the crust, amazing... with the garlic dipping sauce... mmmm they need to make a rat face smilie face for live journal, itd be too much fun, and i knooooow allie would love it. finally... orientation was the balls, i have no friday classes, no 8 am classes, an italian class, US history, psych, and two english classes, i am uber-pleased... plus i met some really cool people there anywho, i should have th enew car in a week, i will be taking numbers as of right now for people who want to make out in the backseat of it -dan (answer: youd run away too if ur name was wrrfgmmgrraa) HAHAHAHAHAHA im going to hell Random ludacris lyrics: You got a run in your panty-Hos Even your daddy knows that you sucking down chocolate like daddy-os Your Hos are ho-rrible, ho-rendous On taxes ya'll writin' off, Hos as dependents I see the Ho-rizon, It ain't surprisin' It's just a Ho-asis, with ugly chicks faces Hos don't feel so sad and blue Cuz most of us niggas is Hos too Current Mood:  jubilant | | Monday, August 2nd, 2004 | | 12:56 pm |
| | Saturday, July 31st, 2004 | | 8:34 am |
ANGRYDAN (tm)
Alma: dear guys who hollered at me: hollering is not cool and yes, this white kid next to me is ghetto-er than you. Shes talking about meeeee, wooooo. The village was some fucked up shit. There was at least 3 points in that movie which invoked the "im so fuckin pissed that that just happened but its sick nonetheless matchstickmen-esque" kinda feeling... big breath And i would just like to say that if you are an ignorant chode with an ugly ass girlfriend and like to talk throughout a movie that u dont like cuz ur too fucking dense to understand it while ur sitting behind me, dont. Stay home, find something under your sink, and drink it. Ignorant people drive me fucking crazy and should be labeled as such. Ignorant ass people should have to wear shirts that say "im an ignorant fuck" so that you know who to associate with, and who to bludgeon with bricks. Just sayin One last thing, i think i have finally decided on a car, let me know what you think, your input will be greatfully appreciated. (i removed the link to my car cuz it was fuckin shit up, IM me if u want a pic) I personally think its fantastic and if u say otherwise your input will NOT be greatfully appreciated. -40 | | Friday, July 30th, 2004 | | 2:08 am |
y sum1 wud du that iz b-ond mi
samurai sa: I was just thinking simple castration samurai sa: fight club style samurai sa: elastic band around the balls to cut off circulation samurai sa: then a sharp knife samurai sa: or dull and rusty in this case Theres something about a vengful sarah that just turns me on, yup, i said it. Cranium was fun tonight, tho i must say, mike is the WORST guesser in the history of the world... just edging out alma Hormone was pretty akward tho high comedy to say the least. oh well, 2.30, i need to be up at 9.30 night -40 | | Wednesday, July 28th, 2004 | | 12:36 am |
My toes hurt.
i have three things to say, then its bedtime. 1. Terry Francona needs to be lynched. Someone needs to explain to me why pedro was still pitching in the 7th inning of a rainy 10-2 blowout after yet another long inning. 3 hits and a tweaked hip later hes finally pulled... that seasily a 9 on the martzian scale of dumbass coaching. Kill me. 2. If anyone ever offers to let u change there headlights in the rain, and they drive a 97 civic, dotn do it, ever, my hand is still bleeding after an hour and a half of workin on the damn thing. 3. "imma get nice and move slow so drink some prune juice and let the shit go" Random Ludacris lyric. -Dan | | Tuesday, July 27th, 2004 | | 11:39 am |
More Cowbell.
In response to Allie's quote of Carlin, i feel as though it is my civil duty to unleash my favorite carlin quote upon the rest of the world... And yes i am fully aware that i am going to hell, and look forward to seeing all of you there. ---------------------------------------- -------- "But folks, I have to tell you, in the bullshit department a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. Because when it comes to comes to bullshit, big-time, major leage bullshit, you have to stand in awe--in awe!!--of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest. Religion--easily--has the Greates Bullshit Story Ever Told! Think about it: religion has actually convinced people--many of them adults--that there's an invisible man who lives in the sky and watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And who has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to remain and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry, forever and ever, till the end of time. But he loves you! He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money. he's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, but somehow... he just can't handle money. Religion takes in billions of dollars, pays no taxes, and somehow always needs a little more. now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy shit!" ---------------------------------------- ----- the man is my non animated hero. that is all for now. I will probably post after work at some point cuz i will probably be in a bad mood. I expect at least 5 comments before then however. that is all -dan | | Monday, July 26th, 2004 | | 12:38 am |
SANDWICH!
Oh my fuck, Cranium=more unintentional comedy than a chinese resturaunt waiter... i think watching andrew act out butternut squash (jesse almost guessing it), alma guessing sandwich when i was clearly making a speed bump and watching jess goose-step qualifies as a quality night. Not only that but the sox won! yee fucking ha~! For soem reason millar is playing the role of jesus(10-13 with 4 hr's) and as andrew said "contreras's face looks like a catchers mitt"... just sayin... IF anyone wants to do something tomorow, gimme a holla... which is different from a holler... after 6 days in a row of work i have a day off which is super. i would also like to note, specfically for allie, that i have yet to post any teen angst lyrics, and i will do my best not to. http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/021022.htmlRead that. Night. Dan | | Sunday, July 25th, 2004 | | 11:01 am |
Holy donnybrook Batman!
Alright, for all you fuckers that keep asking what a donnybrook is, u need to look no further than last night's red sox game... a donnybrook is when Varitek lays the smackdown on Gay-Rod, a donnybrook is an on the field fight between to baseball teams, and last nights was fuckin awesome... tho i feel as tho tanyon sturtze's anti-semetic driven attack on Gabe Kapler (who is jewish) was a bit too far. but i think last night proved something, the red sox CANNOT LOSE VARITEK. nomar/manny/pedro will never be leaders, there all soft, talented, but soft nonetheless, soft leaders lead to soft teams, and varitek is the undisputed heart and sole of this team. schilling may think hes calling people out and motivating them but really hes just on the fast track to wearing out his welcome, we NEED varitek and without him this team is nothing... anywho, enough about the sox, FUCK YOU MIAMI.. haha for anyone who doesnt know by now, ricky williams retired... i love it... moving on... well... nothing to really move onto, last night was basically all about the red sox. -dan | | Saturday, July 24th, 2004 | | 1:22 am |
"Tits Up"
Im glad the red sox dont suck... im glad that they didnt surrender a 3 run lead with an "ace" on the mound", im glad that they didnt waste 3 homeruns from a guy thats been a modified slug all year... im glad that our high priced closer (15 saves in 20 op's) didnt get belted around again... im glad that Schill didnt implode... again... im glad that we arent 9+ games back and fading faster than mr ingano's hairline. I cant watch anymore, i just cant, these guys are a joke right now, playing with no balls... and Francona is about as lucid as some sick crosbreed between Grady Little and Mike Martz... But hey, these things happen. On a lighter side, the Bourne Suprememcy OWNS ALL.... such a sick movie Its 1:45 tho, so im gonna wrap this up... -dan P.S. 18 comments, a masturbation based argument between lauren and Mike, and mention of my wet balls on my firs post.. im impressed folks, keep up the good work! P.P.S "Anyway, here's my point: As long as they have a sense of humor, return phone calls and refrain from making one-sided trades that ruin the league for everyone else, I would absolutely enjoy being in the same league with a female. Especially if she has big breasts. " -Bill Simmons | | Thursday, July 22nd, 2004 | | 9:02 pm |
Welcome Folks...
Hokay, Heres the deal... as it turns out, i have a very, very large amount of pent up frustration, at times this can be unhealthy. This is what i have been told anyways. Thus the inception of Dan's new El-Jay... I have officialy become 'that guy', i understand this, i am also quite comfortable with this. Anyways, i guess this is gonna be sort of theraputic for me, and hopefully at least a little entertaining for the rest of you (this is of course assuming anyone else reads this). I guess typically what u can expect from me is well... alot of ranting.. as.. in the words of georse carlin... "i don't have pet peeves, i have nuerotic psychotic fucking hatreds"... yeah i just quoted carlin, what of it... and considering that i work with nothing but rich, phony, angry white people all day, and am an avid sox fan, i will most likely have plenty to bitch about. One mor very important note... this will also serve to replace the famed "profile status", cuz while i feel that all quotes that are profile worthy are plenty i mportant, it is impossible to save them all in a profile.... so i will most likely be quoting u, all of my glorious friends/readers/apostles in here... well, thanks for reading my little, well intro, check back, ill do my best to keep this updated daily... i do have ALOT of time on my hands... too much -Dan |
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